I’m a freelance creative writer and copywriter from Bromley, London. I write comedy sketches, TV continuity, product blurb — you name it. I’m also a published author and poet, but I write under a pseudonym so you’ll have to take my word for it.

Previous happy customers include the UK’s most watched comedy TV channel, the UK’s bestselling adult comic magazine, the UK’s most prolific stop-motion animation studio, a pioneering SADS charity, and a trailblazing safe-sex charity.

My availability is extremely limited, so get in early if you’d like to be my next happy customer….