WRITING

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I’m a freelance creative writer and copywriter from Bromley, London. I write comedy sketches, TV continuity, product blurb, you name it. I’m also a published author and poet but you’ll have to take my word for it, as I mostly work under a pseudonym for personal projects. You know, like Bruce Wayne, just minus all of the moves, all of the money, and all (or any) of the mansion. Oh, and I’m not great with heights either. But holy wordplay, dear reader: you can still trust Bruce and I to each work well under our assumed identities, day and night, just not necessarily while both wearing tights.

Previous happy customers include the UK’s most watched comedy TV channel, the UK’s bestselling adult comic magazine, the UK’s leading stop-motion animation studio, a pioneering SADS charity, a trailblazing safe-sex charity, and a local café-patisserie because that’s just the way their cookies crumbled.

My availability is fairly limited these days, so it’s best to get in early if you’re interested in perhaps being my next happy customer….